Ann Coulter Thinks Bill Clinton’s Gay
Why? Because he’s slept with a lot of women. Now, we generally try to pay as little attention to Coulter as possible, but this one was just too damn good. Wonkette had advance notice about Coulter’s appearance on Donny Deutsch’s CNBC talk show last night. Apparently Deutsch, likely sensing some juicy lunacy from his guest, goaded Ann into repeating an assertion she made off-camera: that something about Clinton’s promiscuity with women makes him latently homosexual. We’re not sure what the hell she’s talking about either, (Wonkette’s got the whole transcript), but here’s the choicest bit:
COULTER: No. I think anyone with that level of promiscuity where, you know, you—I mean, he didn’t know Monica’s name until their sixth sexual encounter. There is something that is—that is of the bathhouse about that.
DEUTSCH: But what is the homosexual—that’s—you could say somebody who maybe doesn’t celebrate women the way he should or just is that he’s a hound dog?
COULTER: No. It’s just random, is this obsession with his…
DEUTSCH: But where’s the—but where’s the homosexual part of that? I’m—once again, I’m speechless here.
COULTER: It’s reminiscent of a bathhouse. It’s just this obsession with your own—with your own essence.
DEUTSCH: But why is that homosexual? You could say narcissistic.
COULTER: Right.
DEUTSCH: You could say nymphomaniac.
COULTER: Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?
At what point does everyone agree that she’s off her rocker? Not yet? OK.


July 26th, 2006 at 8:06 pm
Hahaha, oh my god, that just made me literally laugh out loud!
July 26th, 2006 at 9:14 pm
I wonder what she has to say about masturbation…
July 28th, 2006 at 10:30 am
[…] Much as we’re loath to write about the lady again, we were amazed by the follow-up to her “Clinton is gay” theory. This time, she showed up on Chris Matthews’ Hardball where he asked her about her recent on-air ramblings on human sexuality. Before she repeated her claims about the ex-prez, she joked, “I don’t know if he’s gay. But Al Gore—total fag.” Now Ann, some people in the world can joke about “fags” with impunity. You just don’t happen to be one of them. […]