Dyke Dolls Kick Barbie’s Ass
Just today, an FOH alerted us to the existence of Dyke Dolls, those dress-up action figures in various shades of lesbian. Now we’re sure they’ve been around for a bit already, but we’ll just pretend they’re brand-new, because we found ourselves mesmerized by the rocker-chick doll with the tattoos, mini-leather jacket, and optional strap-on dildo. She retails for $49.95. You must check it out if you haven’t already.

